Half Marathon: Run this if

You may have noticed I’ve been a little MIA and sporadic with the posting. (One day, every post will not start with a similar sentence, I swear!) Well, it’s been a rough winter, and when I wasn’t working (or whining about work or snow or ice), I was mostly training for this half marathon thing […]

For Immediate Release: Books to Remain Closed Until Further Notice

For Immediate Release: Books to Remain Closed Until Further Notice

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO: A terrifying phenomenon is sweeping the nation: books everywhere, when opened, spill their guts – literally. That is, literature-ally – after a book is opened, the words actually float off the pages and scatter into the air, never to be retrieved again.  The anomalous book behavior seems to have begun […]